• “Some people are intimidated when talking to large numbers of people in an entertaining way…
    Not me.”

  • “When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss?
    My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive.”

  • “People see me, and they see the suit, and they go: “you’re not fooling anyone”.
    They know I’m rock and roll through and through.”

  • “I can read women. You’ve got to know their wants and their needs. And that can be anything from making sure she’s got enough money to buy groceries each week to making sure she’s gratified sexually after intercourse.”

  • “We go to Chasers every Wednesday night, and it’s a fun place, but it’s full of loose women. My own problem with that is venereal disease, which is disabilitating, especially for a soldier.”

  • “Condoms come in all different flavours nowadays. There’s strawberry and curry and that…..
    Do you like curry?”

  • “I sort of fuse Flashdance with MC Hammer shit.”

  • “I don’t live by “The Rules” you know, and if there’s one person who has influenced me in that way of thinking…. then it’s Ian Botham.”

  • If you were to ask us to name three geniuses, we probably wouldn’t say Einstein, Newton… we would go Milligan, Cleese, Everett…Sessions.

  • “You don’t have to be mad to work here!
    In fact we ask you to complete a medical questionnaire to ensure that you are not.”

  • “If you have lost both legs and both arms just go ‘at least I’m not dead’. Though I’d rather be dead in that situation to be honest…”

  • “Me, lager. Gareth, lager sometimes cider, different drinks for different…needs.”

  • “A good idea is a good idea…forever!”

  • “A good idea is a good idea…forever!”

David Brent Lookalike

David Brent

Tim Oliver has been the number one David Brent (Ricky Gervais) look alike in the UK for over 15 years and is consistently one of the most booked look-alikes in the industry. Tim is a trained actor and stand up comedian and will always come back with some “Brilliant” one liners that will have your guests cracking up for a long time after. “Just have a look at the Testimonials,  yes I did say Testimonials”
Brett Sirrell is the only Gareth Keenan (Mackenzie Crook) lookalike in the UK. A professional Magician and entertainer for over 20 years,  performing for countless corporate clients and events across the world. Fast thinking, quick witted and with a natural sense for great comedy that just cannot be taught - also TA trained to kill (only at weekends).

Gareth Keenan

Brett Sirrell is the only Gareth Keenan (Mackenzie Crook) lookalike in the UK. A professional Magician and entertainer for over 20 years,  performing for countless corporate clients and events across the world. Fast thinking, quick witted and with a natural sense for great comedy that just cannot be taught – also TA trained to kill (only at weekends).

“Oggy, Oggy, Oggy…Oink, Oink, Oink!”

We are David Brent and Gareth Keenan…at your event!

SO you are booking a regular magician or comedy entertainer at your event, that would be fun!…
But wait a minute…why not book two hilarious entertainers and TV superstars who can also do a stand up comedy show, mix and mingle  and  do magic!    

We are comedy genii…obviously!   We are David and Gareth, everyone will want a selfie with us.   You will be exposed to David and Gareth’s office charms, advice and wit.  On top of that you get  ‘office’ magic tricks plus that dance!

Why not have even more!   We will then give you a 30 – 40 minute show.  David will give you his ‘SIMPLY THE BEST’ spoof Motivational Speech.  YOU will also experience the famous “Flash Dance Fused with MC Hammer S**t” Dance.

Gareth, the health and safety officer, will run through the obvious dangers within the modern workplace.  This will of course include several working examples of possible and very dangerous situations that one might be faced with in both the office environment and in a combat situation.

You have seen us on the Channel 4 series of “Lookalikes“,  Neflix,  Britains Got Talent.  You can have us at your event to bust some moves….or you can book some unknown magic bloke with a few card ticks and a funny bunny!  You choose!

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“Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.”

Email:  info@officelookalikes.co.uk
Tel:  
Brett: 07976 661084
Tim: 07740148798